A topical ditty to mark our 300th post…
“Zuccotti Park”
(Simon/Garfunkel/Bradley)
Are you going to Zuccotti Park?
Protesters come, but can’t pitch a tent
Remember me to those who live there
I think they should soon pay some rent
Liberty Plaza it once was called
(Between Broadway and Trinity Place it is found)
Protesters by Adbusters enthralled
(Privately owned but it’s public as well)
Ground Zero mourners once came here
(Blankets and bedclothes have now been verboten)
Brookfield’s chairman gave it its name
(Ten years ago it was filled with debris)
Tell them to find some realistic demands
(From here you can tweet the 99%)
Protesters come, and vote with their hands
(Ray Kelly could not bar them from there)
General Assembly and Working Group
(The Liberty Square Blueprint evolves)
White men must step back in the stack
Come and spread the message with IMs and e-mail
(Watch out for crystal meth and sexual assault)
Protesters came, and some went to jail
(Bloomberg cleared it out for a good wash)
Pray you don’t live or own a business nearby
(And they fight for a cause they have yet to make clear)
But please don’t pepper-spray the Count
Are you going? Chuck Scarborough’s there
Protesters came, ’twas two months ago
Remember me to those who live there
I wonder if they’ll ever go
